The code is all correct, and the utmcookies one should produce a console log when it is first called. The jQuery library is being included prior to these files. I tried using http://na-ab11... in the URL as well, to no avail. I also tried wrapping the utmcookies.js code in a $(document).ready() with no success.
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Haha oh man. I guess my brain has completely worn out this week. Thanks Sanford.